slytheringsnake:

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"

(via trust)

wartortles:

*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone

(Quelle: landorus, via phobias)

slenclerman:

webabuser:

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese

(via apparant)